Who’s for a slapping?
I almost forgot to blog this, but I remembered my outrage this morning. In the MX newspaper that they hand out at the train stations, I saw the other day that they had an entire troupe of mimes doing stupid stuff at the flinders street train station. a couple of dozen of them! MIMES! I hate mimes. Every time I see one I have a desperate almost uncontrollable urge to slap it. Clowns freak me out, but mimes just make me homicidal for some reason. Well not for “some” reason – because they’re stupid and annoying and a waste of precious oxygen.
Fortunately I managed not to see any, as they’d obviously packed it in before I caught the train home. Pack of dole bludgers most likely. Bloody mimes – what idiot came up with that idea – I have to pay more and more every few months for a service that’s getting less and less reliable, and now I have to put up with mimes as well? I’m sure that would be covered by justifiable homicide.
/rant.
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Now, now, performance artists are only dole bludgers whilst waiting for their next arts grant approval. <br /><br />You need a t-shirt which says: "WARNING. Do not approach prior to caffeination." Then when you cross paths with a mime (and of course you’d be wearing the right t-shirt for the occasion) you can point to your t-shirt before snarling ominously….<br /><br />[Reply]